I need a good slogan to shout at people in the theater line.
What is the best way to tease and harrass people who go to see ';The Secret Life of Bees?'; Seriously, folks, ?
';I saw this for free on the National Geographic Channel! They make honey and the queen is a whore! The queen is a dirty dirty WHORE!';What is the best way to tease and harrass people who go to see ';The Secret Life of Bees?'; Seriously, folks, ?
dude,
if they are going to see the movie
there is nothing clever or witty you can say that will not go right over their head
edit: hahaha madam, if someone is trying to squeeze YOUR boo bees, they are going to find my hands there first
Make them kneel in grits. My coworker gave me this book, she loved it. I had to pretend to be enthralled, now she wants me to go to the movie with her. I think the grit treatment would be less painful.
It's on Oprah's book list. You expected...wot?
Ok a serious question deserves a serious answer.
Water balloons filled with creamed corn.
Go up to random people in line line, lean in close like you're going to tell them something fascinating, then say, ';Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.';
lol. you dont have to shout anything in particular, just shout. it'll get their attention. lol!!
Bring your radio when your in line with them and pop a Sting CD or better still an old Bee Gees' tune.
';To bee or not to bee';
Isn't going to see a movie with Queen Latifah punishment enough?
You will be the one they make fun of. ';Life or Lives'; works. Talk about grammar problems.
Oh, just slash their tires while they're in the theatre.
%26lt;---he advises ';no shouting';
Squeeze their boo bees.
';Youza gwan zee da seeket lifes da beez, Bis?';
i thought 'Bees' was short for ';Bebe's Kids';
while you're watching that lame insect movie i'll be in your wifes @ss. enjoy the popcorn. oly out.
Throw a beehive at them.
why don't you toss some of your left over cats at them???
*cries*
'Bees' is a code for the Polish mafia....
What? We're Polish...its the best we could think of....
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